Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Reality Show Roundup
I was going to use this space to discuss one of my favorite topics: constant velocity with respect to an inertial frame of reference. But then I saw a new episode of "Tool Academy: 2," and suddenly felt compelled to crank out a quick, poorly written review of the Reality Shows that've been on my radar for the past few weeks. Enjoy!
Tool Academy 2: The women on this show all have the self-esteem of a 36 year old stripper, forced to work the afternoon shift at the Chubb Club. Otherwise, they would've all kicked their STD-riddled, knuckle-dragging boyfriends to the curb after the second date. The only halfway decent "tool" in the academy is Dre P. Too bad he's stuck with Leah's crazy ass.
My Antonio: I'd rather watch a youtube video of Antonio Sabato Jr. tossing my dad's salad than sit through a single episode of this snooze-fest.
Real Chance at Love 2: Look, I'm going to be honest with you. The only reason I watch this show is because every episode is basically just a solid hour of attractive women prancing around in bikini tops and tiny scraps of denim they've somehow managed to fashion into shorts. It's like porn, only without all the regret and spent paper towels.
Project Runway: Has the season ended yet? Does anybody even watch this anymore?
Tool Academy 2: The women on this show all have the self-esteem of a 36 year old stripper, forced to work the afternoon shift at the Chubb Club. Otherwise, they would've all kicked their STD-riddled, knuckle-dragging boyfriends to the curb after the second date. The only halfway decent "tool" in the academy is Dre P. Too bad he's stuck with Leah's crazy ass.
My Antonio: I'd rather watch a youtube video of Antonio Sabato Jr. tossing my dad's salad than sit through a single episode of this snooze-fest.
Real Chance at Love 2: Look, I'm going to be honest with you. The only reason I watch this show is because every episode is basically just a solid hour of attractive women prancing around in bikini tops and tiny scraps of denim they've somehow managed to fashion into shorts. It's like porn, only without all the regret and spent paper towels.
Project Runway: Has the season ended yet? Does anybody even watch this anymore?
