Wednesday, August 11, 2004
The Booby Trap
Since this blog has recently deteriorated into a dumping ground for all of my bad jokes, comic book-related ramblings, and more bad jokes; I've decided to dedicate this post to something a bit more serious. That's right: Lindsey Lohan's breasts.
I still don't understand why her ample bosom has generated so much buzz over the past few months. All right already. I get it. The girl has a huge rack. (my favorite slang term for breasts) Big deal. You could go to any high school in the country and find girls the same age or younger with even bigger breasts. Why all the speculation over this particular teenager's breast size, and whether they're real or not? This whole business surrounding Lohan's cleavage is almost as annoying as the Britney Spears Implant Debate of 2000.
This country is so weird. We're absolutely obsessed with breasts- to the point where we use them to sell everything under the sun (especially beer, cars, and movies)- but when an aging, past-her-prime popstar bares a boob during a televised sports event, everyone rushes to the nearest news camera to declare how shocked and disgusted they are. I'm so sick of this country's hypocritical bull-manure. Make up your mind, America. Are you Pro or Anti-dairy cannons? (my second favorite slang term for breasts) Which is it? You can't have it both ways!
I still don't understand why her ample bosom has generated so much buzz over the past few months. All right already. I get it. The girl has a huge rack. (my favorite slang term for breasts) Big deal. You could go to any high school in the country and find girls the same age or younger with even bigger breasts. Why all the speculation over this particular teenager's breast size, and whether they're real or not? This whole business surrounding Lohan's cleavage is almost as annoying as the Britney Spears Implant Debate of 2000.
This country is so weird. We're absolutely obsessed with breasts- to the point where we use them to sell everything under the sun (especially beer, cars, and movies)- but when an aging, past-her-prime popstar bares a boob during a televised sports event, everyone rushes to the nearest news camera to declare how shocked and disgusted they are. I'm so sick of this country's hypocritical bull-manure. Make up your mind, America. Are you Pro or Anti-dairy cannons? (my second favorite slang term for breasts) Which is it? You can't have it both ways!
