Plugged in and ready to fall

I'm totally bummed out by the lack of decent movies opening today. The comedy clubs don't have anybody I want to see either, so I'm faced with three options: I can either A) go on a three-day bender, B) take a swing at a cop and spend the weekend familiarizing myself with one of Fulton County's delightful correctional facilities, or C) take my digital movie camera out around town and see if I come up with any decent footage.

To be honest, these all seem like equally viable options.